Major view
D major
Brightness rank 2/7 (bright)
Characteristic notes
- 7 = C# (leading tone, pulls home)
- 4 = G (the note that leans on the 3rd)
Key D major – B minor Chords D, G Difficulty already in its easiest key
D D G G
D
You are somebody that I don't know
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
G
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7 a.m."
D
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out
G
And I'm just like "Hey, are you okay?"
D
And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression but I've learned the lesson
G
That stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones
D
So oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
G
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
D
And I'm just like oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
G
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown?
D
You need to calm down
D D G G
D
You are somebody that we don't know
But you're comin' at my friends like a missile
G
Why are you mad, when you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
D
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
G
Makin' that sign, must've taken all night
D
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
G
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay
D
So oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
G
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
D
And I'm just like oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
G
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on his gown?
D
You need to calm down
D
And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killin' it
G
But we figured you out, we all know now
D
We all got crowns, you need to calm down
D
So oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
G
You need to calm down (You need to calm down)
You're being too loud (You're being too loud)
D
And I'm just like oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
G
You need to just stop (Can you stop?)
G
Like can you just not step on our gowns?
D
You need to calm down
End of song Play again?
Harmony analysis
The song opens on D and ends on D. Its chords belong to both D major and Bm, so every chord below is read both ways.
Major view
Brightness rank 2/7 (bright)
Characteristic notes
Minor view
Brightness rank 5/7 (leaning dark)
Characteristic notes
Which side does the ear lean to?
Our reading: to us the song feels closer to the D major side because it both starts and finishes on D and D is heard 21 times while Bm never appears. That is an interpretation, not a rule — hearing the same chords from B minor is just as valid and teaches you something different.
Show the degrees above the chords — relative to D or to Bm; comparing both readings is a practice of its own.
Every chord of the key, listed 1 to 7 separately for each key. Chords played in the song show how often they appear; chords from outside the scale sit next to their own degree.
| Degree | Chord | Role | Notes | In song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I | D | Tonic — home | D · F# · A | 21× |
| ii | Em | Supertonic — prepares the dominant | E · G · B | — |
| iii | F#m | Mediant — a tonic-family shade | F# · A · C# | — |
| III | F# | Chromatic colour chordoutside the key | F# · A# · C# | — |
| IV | G | Subdominant — moves away from home | G · B · D | 18× |
| V | A | Dominant — strongest pull home | A · C# · E | — |
| vi | Bm | Relative minor — the melancholy side | B · D · F# | — |
| vii° | C#dim | Leading-tone chord — tension | C# · E · G | — |
| Degree | Chord | Role | Notes | In song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| i | Bm | Tonic — home | B · D · F# | — |
| ii° | C#dim | Supertonic — prepares the dominant | C# · E · G | — |
| III | D | Relative major — the bright side | D · F# · A | 21× |
| iv | Em | Subdominant — moves away from home | E · G · B | — |
| v | F#m | Minor dominant — soft pull | F# · A · C# | — |
| V | F# | Dominant — borrowed from harmonic minor, pulls hard to the tonicharmonic minor | F# · A# · C# | — |
| VI | G | Submediant — warm colour | G · B · D | 18× |
| VII | A | Subtonic — steps back to the tonic | A · C# · E | — |
The key pair is D major and its relative B minor (2 sharps). 2 different chords appear 39 times in total; 2 of them sit naturally inside the shared scale. Everything stays inside one scale, which is why the song is easy to follow by ear.
The move to watch is G → D, heard 15 times. From the D side it reads IV → I (plagal cadence: the soft 'amen' ending); from the Bm side it is VI → III. Knowing where these arrivals fall helps you feel the phrasing and anticipate the next chord.
Empty slices are chords the song doesn't use.
The song is already written in its easiest key for guitar.
The opening D lays a solid floor for everything that follows. The chords that keep coming back are D, G; read them as I–IV in D or III–VI in Bm. No chord leaves the shared scale, so a single pentatonic shape works over the whole song. Keep an ear on G → D (IV → I in D, VI → III in Bm): plagal cadence — the soft 'amen' ending. Ending on D, the song seals D as home.
This analysis is generated from the song's chords by akorculuk's harmony engine using consistent rules. When you change key, the degrees stay the same; only the chord names change.
Hover over or tap a chord in the lyrics for its shapes, its degree in both keys and a listen button. Here you have every chord of the song side by side.
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