Major view
A major
Brightness rank 2/7 (bright)
Characteristic notes
- 7 = G# (leading tone, pulls home)
- 4 = D (the note that leans on the 3rd)
Key A major – F# minor Chords A, D, Gbm7, E, Dm, Db7, A7 Easy key G (capo 2)
Gbm7 D A E
A Gbm7
Guess I'll end this life alone
D
I am not dramatic
A E
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
A Gbm7
All the douchebags in my phone
D
I play them like a slot machine
A E
If they're winning I'm just losing
Db7 Gbm7
A boy who's jacked and kind
D Dm
Can't find his ass to save my life
A Gbm7
Oh it's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
E
Then it's you who I'll be kissin
A A7
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
Dm A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
A Gbm7
Jesus what's a girl to do
D A
This boy doesn't even know the difference
E
Between "their" "there" and "they are"
A Gbm7
Yet he's naked in my room
D
Missin all the things he's missin
A E Db7
God knows that he isn't living large
Db7 Gbm7
A boy who's nice that breathes
D Dm
Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen
A Gbm7
It's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
A E
Guess it's you who I'll be kissin
A A7
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
Dm A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Gbm7 D A E
Moanin' and bitchin'
D Dm
And since the good ones call their exes wasted
D Dm
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin'
D
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
E A
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'
End of song Play again?
Harmony analysis
The song opens on Gbm7 and ends on A. Its chords belong to both A major and F#m, so every chord below is read both ways.
Major view
Brightness rank 2/7 (bright)
Characteristic notes
Minor view
Brightness rank 5/7 (leaning dark)
Characteristic notes
Which side does the ear lean to?
Our reading: we can't honestly pick a side here — the song moves freely between A major and F# minor because it comes to rest on A, it opens on F#m, A is heard 20 times against 10 for F#m and the major V chord points straight at F#m. Try reading the chords both ways and see which feels more like home to you.
Show the degrees above the chords — relative to A or to F#m; comparing both readings is a practice of its own.
Every chord of the key, listed 1 to 7 separately for each key. Chords played in the song show how often they appear; chords from outside the scale sit next to their own degree.
| Degree | Chord | Role | Notes | In song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I | A | Tonic — home | A · C# · E | 18× |
| V7/IV | A7 | Secondary dominant V/IV — leads to Dsecondary dominant | A · C# · E · G | 2× |
| ii | Bm | Supertonic — prepares the dominant | B · D · F# | — |
| iii | C#m | Mediant — a tonic-family shade | C# · E · G# | — |
| V7/vi | Db7 | Secondary dominant V/vi — leads to Gbmsecondary dominant | Db · F · Ab · Cb | 3× |
| IV | D | Subdominant — moves away from home | D · F# · A | 15× |
| iv | Dm | Minor iv — borrowed from the parallel minorborrowed chord | D · F · A | 6× |
| V | E | Dominant — strongest pull home | E · G# · B | 9× |
| vi7 | Gbm7 | Relative minor — the melancholy side | Gb · A · Db · Fb | 10× |
| vii° | G#dim | Leading-tone chord — tension | G# · B · D | — |
| Degree | Chord | Role | Notes | In song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| i7 | Gbm7 | Tonic — home | Gb · A · Db · Fb | 10× |
| ii° | G#dim | Supertonic — prepares the dominant | G# · B · D | — |
| III | A | Relative major — the bright side | A · C# · E | 18× |
| V7/VI | A7 | Secondary dominant V/VI — leads to Dsecondary dominant | A · C# · E · G | 2× |
| iv | Bm | Subdominant — moves away from home | B · D · F# | — |
| v | C#m | Minor dominant — soft pull | C# · E · G# | — |
| V7 | Db7 | Dominant — borrowed from harmonic minor, pulls hard to the tonicharmonic minor | Db · F · Ab · Cb | 3× |
| VI | D | Submediant — warm colour | D · F# · A | 15× |
| vi | Dm | Chromatic colour chordoutside the key | D · F · A | 6× |
| VII | E | Subtonic — steps back to the tonic | E · G# · B | 9× |
The key pair is A major and its relative F# minor (3 sharps). 7 different chords appear 63 times in total; 4 of them sit naturally inside the shared scale. The major V of F#m brings the harmonic-minor leading tone, giving the minor side a sharper, more dramatic pull; seen from A, the same Db7 is V7/vi, a secondary dominant heading for F#m. A7 acts as a secondary dominant, briefly pointing at another chord of the key. Dm is borrowed from the parallel minor, adding a darker shade to the major side.
The move to watch is D → A, heard 7 times. From the A side it reads IV → I (plagal cadence: the soft 'amen' ending); from the F#m side it is VI → III. Knowing where these arrivals fall helps you feel the phrasing and anticipate the next chord.
Empty slices are chords the song doesn't use.
Starting on Gbm7, the song gives away its key from the very first bar. The backbone is A, D, Gbm7, E — I–IV–vi7–V from the A side, III–VI–i7–VII from the F#m side. Db7 is the interesting twist: in A it is a chromatic chord (V7/vi), while in F#m it becomes the dominant (V7) that makes the minor side sound so determined. Keep an ear on D → A (IV → I in A, VI → III in F#m): plagal cadence — the soft 'amen' ending. Ending on A, the song seals A as home.
This analysis is generated from the song's chords by akorculuk's harmony engine using consistent rules. When you change key, the degrees stay the same; only the chord names change.
Hover over or tap a chord in the lyrics for its shapes, its degree in both keys and a listen button. Here you have every chord of the song side by side.
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