Major view
A major
Brightness rank 2/7 (bright)
Characteristic notes
- 7 = G# (leading tone, pulls home)
- 4 = D (the note that leans on the 3rd)
Key A major – F# minor Chords Dmaj7, E, D Difficulty already in its easiest key
Dmaj7 Dmaj7 E E
x2
Dmaj7
You know I'm impatient
E
So why would you leave me waiting outside the station?
Dmaj7
When it was like minus 4 degrees and I
I get what you're saying
E
I just really don't want to hear it right now
Dmaj7
Can you shut up for like once in your life?
Listen to me
E
I took your nice words of advice about
How you think I'm gonna die
Lucky if I turned 33
Dmaj7
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
E
Every other week
But cut me some slack
Dmaj7
Who do you want me to be?
Dmaj7
'Cause I'm too messy
E
And then I'm too f....ng clean
You told me, "Get a job"
Dmaj7
And you ask where the hell I've been
And I'm too perfect
E
'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Dmaj7
Is that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
E
And then I'm too f....ng dumb
You hate it when I cry
Dmaj7
Unless it's that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
E
'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
Dmaj7
And you hate the f....ng lot
E
You hate the f....ng lot
Dmaj7
You hate the f....ng lot
E
Hey, hey
D
It's taking you ages
E
You still don't get the hint
I'm not asking for pages
But one text or two would be nice
D
And please, don't pull those faces
E
When I've been, out working my arse off all day
D
It's just one bottle of wine or two
But hey, you can't even talk
E
You smoke weed just to help you sleep
Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock
D
And then you come home to me
And don't say hello
E
'Cause I got high again
Dmaj7
And forgot to fold my clothes
Dmaj7
'Cause I'm too messy
E
And then I'm too f....ng clean
You told me, "Get a job"
Dmaj7
And you ask where the hell I've been
And I'm too perfect
E
'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Dmaj7
Is that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
E
And then I'm too f....ng dumb
You hate it when I cry
Dmaj7
Unless it's that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
E
'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
Dmaj7
And you hate the f....ng lot
E
You hate the f....ng lot
Dmaj7
You hate the f....ng lot
Dmaj7 Dmaj7 E E
x3
Oh-oh ohh
Dmaj7
'Cause I'm too messy
E
And then I'm too f....ng clean
You told me, "Get a job"
Dmaj7
And you ask where the hell I've been
And I'm too perfect
E
'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Dmaj7
Is that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
E
And then I'm too f....ng dumb
You hate it when I cry
Dmaj7
Unless it's that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
E
'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
Dmaj7
And you hate the f....ng lot
E
You hate the f....ng lot
Dmaj7
You hate the f....ng lot
Dmaj7 E
You hate the f....ng lot
Dmaj7
You hate the f....ng lot
End of song Play again?
Harmony analysis
The song opens on Dmaj7 and ends on Dmaj7. Its chords belong to both A major and F#m, so every chord below is read both ways.
Major view
Brightness rank 2/7 (bright)
Characteristic notes
Minor view
Brightness rank 5/7 (leaning dark)
Characteristic notes
Which side does the ear lean to?
Our reading: we can't honestly pick a side here — the song moves freely between A major and F# minor. Try reading the chords both ways and see which feels more like home to you.
Show the degrees above the chords — relative to A or to F#m; comparing both readings is a practice of its own.
Every chord of the key, listed 1 to 7 separately for each key. Chords played in the song show how often they appear; chords from outside the scale sit next to their own degree.
| Degree | Chord | Role | Notes | In song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I | A | Tonic — home | A · C# · E | — |
| ii | Bm | Supertonic — prepares the dominant | B · D · F# | — |
| iii | C#m | Mediant — a tonic-family shade | C# · E · G# | — |
| III | C# | Chromatic colour chordoutside the key | C# · E# · G# | — |
| IVmaj7 | Dmaj7 | Subdominant — moves away from home | D · F# · A · C# | 30× |
| IV | D | Subdominant — moves away from home | D · F# · A | 4× |
| V | E | Dominant — strongest pull home | E · G# · B | 29× |
| vi | F#m | Relative minor — the melancholy side | F# · A · C# | — |
| vii° | G#dim | Leading-tone chord — tension | G# · B · D | — |
| Degree | Chord | Role | Notes | In song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| i | F#m | Tonic — home | F# · A · C# | — |
| ii° | G#dim | Supertonic — prepares the dominant | G# · B · D | — |
| III | A | Relative major — the bright side | A · C# · E | — |
| iv | Bm | Subdominant — moves away from home | B · D · F# | — |
| v | C#m | Minor dominant — soft pull | C# · E · G# | — |
| V | C# | Dominant — borrowed from harmonic minor, pulls hard to the tonicharmonic minor | C# · E# · G# | — |
| VImaj7 | Dmaj7 | Submediant — warm colour | D · F# · A · C# | 30× |
| VI | D | Submediant — warm colour | D · F# · A | 4× |
| VII | E | Subtonic — steps back to the tonic | E · G# · B | 29× |
The key pair is A major and its relative F# minor (3 sharps). 3 different chords appear 63 times in total; 3 of them sit naturally inside the shared scale. Everything stays inside one scale, which is why the song is easy to follow by ear.
The move to watch is Dmaj7 → E, heard 23 times. From the A side it reads IVmaj7 → V (IV → V: the lift that builds tension before home); from the F#m side it is VImaj7 → VII (VI → VII: the rising step that heads for the tonic). Knowing where these arrivals fall helps you feel the phrasing and anticipate the next chord.
Empty slices are chords the song doesn't use.
The song is already written in its easiest key for guitar.
The first chord is Dmaj7; the ear learns where home is within a second. The backbone is Dmaj7, E, D — IVmaj7–V–IV from the A side, VImaj7–VII–VI from the F#m side. No chord leaves the shared scale, so a single pentatonic shape works over the whole song. Keep an ear on Dmaj7 → E (IVmaj7 → V in A, VImaj7 → VII in F#m): IV → V — the lift that builds tension before home. Ending on Dmaj7, the song seals A as home.
This analysis is generated from the song's chords by akorculuk's harmony engine using consistent rules. When you change key, the degrees stay the same; only the chord names change.
Hover over or tap a chord in the lyrics for its shapes, its degree in both keys and a listen button. Here you have every chord of the song side by side.
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